" Of course I wrote a food market list . I carefully wrote it all down and then did n’t bring it with me , like my mother and her mother before her . "

Hello and welcome back to another weekly roundup of the funniest tweets we found by women.We got a new pope this week — and he’s from Chicago. Cardinal Robert Francis Prevost became the 267th pope on Thursday, May 8.

Now let’s get into some humor…

We ’ve rounded up the best trick from Bluesky , Threads , and X … mention that we ca n’t endorse the latter , but we are pleased to bestow you the comical ease that can still be get on the platform , gratis of the fence chaos . PS : Be certain to give these funny women a follow !

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And check ourlast roundup of funny tweets by womenif you missed it!

Tweet by @spidysnse: "The Pope probably: AND WHEN I'M BACK IN CHICAGO I FEEL ITTTTTT"

Tweet by symone reads: "why would this car behind me just honk at me cause i hit a curb like what does that have to do with you."

A tweet questioning one's actions: "no offense to myself but what the fuck am i actually doing" by @realworldxpp

Tweet joking about the phrase "lefty loosey, righty tighty," praising its cleverness

A tweet reads: "'What's stopping you from-' listen i am so so sleepy."

Tweet by sugarplum: "Opening Spotify without songs you're obsessed with is like opening a fridge knowing there's no food worth eating inside."

Tweet by Bird Eckler: "Of course I wrote a grocery list. I carefully wrote it all down and then didn’t bring it with me, like my mother and her mother before her."

Tweet by user sandy asking about the dimensions on Facebook Marketplace when stoned

Social media post: Person humorously states their type is fictional characters written by women

The image features a humorous quote about liking money and food while disliking not having them, ending with a plea to not cause stress

Tweet by Kristen: "Hear me out: Nap dates."

Tweet by @kateinwords: "periods are ridiculous. i shouldn't be punished for not being pregnant."

Tweet questioning why a doctor's office needs to know lifetime number of partners, with options: less than 6, more than 6, and just 6

Tweet about advice often given to wealthy kids: "It's good to stop eating when you're full."

Tweet by user @prtygal777: "I missed myself thank you for leaving."

A social media post humorously contrasts a woman's pre and post-epidural thoughts about having more children

Tweet by user GiGi: "I keep myself humble by messing up all the time."