I had to stare at each of these exposure for , like , a instant .
1.This murder scene is actually the aftermath of some strawberry smoothies spilling into the restaurant walk-in.#
2.And don’t worry — this cat isn’t actually missing a leg.#
3.This is not a scene out ofThe Shining— it’s a computer server that someone (poorly) chose to wire with all red cables.#
4.This is actually not some kind of Lovecraftian horror hiding in the bathtub.#
5.And this bed is not a crime scene — the sheets just have a rose print on them.#
6.TEETH — no, peppers.#
7.This poor beheaded dog!#
8.Oh no, the giant insects are attacking!#
9.Breaking News: Local Couple Finds Mummified Hand In Garden (jk, it’s a sweet potato).#
These next few work better when you see them as thumbnails first:#
10.Oh no, the Grim Reaper is on my lawn!#
Wait, no, that’s a plant.#
11.What is this alien creature lying in wait on the bed?!#
Ah. Never mind.#
12.My god, they’ve stolen mummified remains!#
Oops, nvm.#
13.Uhhh, this person should really get their infected heel checked out.#
Never mind. Delicious!#
These last few are two-parters:#
14.Imagine seeing a gorilla on your living room camera…#
…and then finding this.#
15.This person thought a man was waiting to jump them on the construction site…#
…But nope.#
16.And finally, this one-eyed alien sphere…#
Is actually a lil' puppy!#






















