" one day in your late 20 you inflame up with a hangover that just kind of spliff around forever . that ’s just your life now "

Welcome back to another week of celebrating some of the funniest women on the internet. A strange but kind of funny highlight this week was when a woman namedKathy DeLeon went viral for teaching us what movement during pregnancyfeels like. If you’re curious, place your palm on the side of your cheek and then move your tongue around against your cheek. The feeling on your palm is like movement during pregnancy. 🤯

…The more you know! Anyway, today we are going to celebrate the ones who made us LOL on Twitter, Threads, and Bluesky this week.

We ’ve assail up the proficient jokes from Bluesky , Threads , and X … note that we ca n’t support the latter , but we are proud of to make for you the laughable relief that can still be found on the platform , devoid of the surrounding chaos . phosphorus : Be sure to give these rum cleaning lady a follow !

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And check outlast week’s roundup of funny tweets by womenif you missed it!

Person reacting with disbelief to comments about a trending internet topic

A text exchange shows a humorous friendzoning message: "You're like the son I’ve always wanted," followed by the response, "what."

Three pizzas shaped like cartoon characters with cheese and pepperoni. Caption reads: "my daughter started crying"

Tweet by Kristen Arnett humorously contrasts impatience waiting for emails with procrastination sending them

Tweet by @jzux: "One day in your late 20s you wake up with a hangover that sticks around forever. That’s just your life now."

Person with long hair looking surprised, wearing a patterned jacket and white shirt. Caption reads: "Reframing embarrassing myself as living shamelessly."

Tweet from @MrsLeandoer: "Only eating healthy shit all day and then drinking seven beers."

Tweet by @jenngaly: "Oh no coke for me, I just wanted to be in this tiny bathroom with yall."

Tweet image with handle @buneeriee: "this is how God must feel when he sees us scrolling on our phones." User @gongzero00: "why a bug would spend such a long fraction of its short life immobile on my ceiling beats me."

Tweet by Pru: "inventor of the neti pot; you'll feel better with some light drowning" with a humorous take on sinus relief

Tweet humorously questions at what age kids can pack for vacations alone, with a playful jab at a 46-year-old needing deodorant reminders

Tweet by Zoë Rose Bryant humorously responds to a call for traditional vowel education over LGBTQ topics, highlighting a playful curriculum twist

Tweet humorously questions if girls don't have random bruises without knowing their origin

Text post: "'I saw u talking to yourself' god forbid a girl asks an expert for advice."